Wednesday, 20 July 2011

Mirror, mirror on the wall...

Welcome, welcome all, to a land where vanity is paramount. Are you used to seeing your reflection constantly? Yes? Good. Say goodbye to the mirror. Farewell thee.

I am reminded every time I have a shower that the rush of fresh, fluoride ridden, warm water pouring onto my face won't fit into my pack and be there with me in Nepal. Silky, clean hair won't fit either. It's a shame that my schedule and lack of showering have also forced my makeup to sit at home, twiddling it's thumbs waiting for my return. And my mirror? Well we've downsized. From several large wall mounted mirrors, to one little compact. This isn't a tough task to undertake, that is unless you are a vain or even slightly narcissistic. To be perfectly honest, I wouldn't consider myself to be either. However, I would admit to taking pride in how I look and I cannot go to bed without a shower, under any circumstances. I enjoy doing my makeup and mascara is possibly the best invention- it makes me feel awake even when Im dead tired. I adore my BFF in my hair straightner. Where I would be without her, im not sure, but its safe to say it would be a messy, wavy, slept-with-wet-hair sort of world. I know I am not alone in this. And I also know this is very normal in the Western world.

I'm attempting to come up with strategies to combat my unsightly hair, face and skin while away. For starters, I'm searching internet dating sites for a short term boyfriend in headbands. I don't plan on keeping my hair down. Ever. If it gets a quick wash, I'll let the locks down, otherwise, they are under wraps. The compact mirror mentioned earlier will probably only get whipped out weekly to ensure the eyebrows aren't too unruly. All I can say is thankgoodness it goes against Nepalese culture to show the amount of skin we do in Australia. Phew, one less hassle.

If anyone has any good ideas, please, feel free to share. The more the merrier. My best idea thus far is to visit a day spa atleast once while Im there. That guarantees atleast one proper shower/bath, hair wash, massage etc. Actually, feel free to donate to the "Kate needs a shower fund". When I get back, I'll be sure to shower and scrub before I see anyone. Guess Ma will be the 'lucky' one to smell me when picking me up from the airport.

I could get all negative about the whole situation, but c'mon, at the end of the day it's my own choice. I can also have the satisfaction of saying that I legitimately immersed myself in the culture, even if that culture is unwashed hair and bucket washes.

This is a bit of a girls post. Sorry boys ;)
xx